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Girls Are So Beautiful, Loving, Caring And Understanding In .Jpg Format. 

And Guys Are So Sweet Loving And Caring In .Mp3 Format.

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A Junior In An Office Dialed His Boss Number By Mistake And Said  “Send Me A Coffee To My Desk In 2 Minutes” 

Boss Shouted: “Do You Know Who You Are Talking To?” 

Junior: “No” 

Boss: “I Am The Boss Of This Office” 

Junior In The Same Tone: “Do You Know Who You Are Talking To?” 

Boss: “No” 

Junior: “Thank God”  And Disconnected The Phone.

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Wife To Husband On The Phone, 

Wife: “Hey Baby, How Are You Doing?” 

Husband: “Listen, I Am Really Busy, Don’t Have Time To Talk At All” 

Wife: “Well Baby, I Have A Good News And Bad News For You.You Want To Hear Them?” 

Husband: “Just Tell Me The Good News, I Don’t Have Time For The Bad!” 

Wife: “Okay, Good News Is The Air Bags Of Our New BMW Work Absolutely Fine“

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I hate it when I see some old person walking down the street.

 

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Then I realise I went to school with them.

 

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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls. 

Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful And Intelligent Woman,  There’s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9.

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At a wedding in Queensland I whispered to a guy next to me... "Isn't the bride a right ugly dog"


"Do you mind. That's my daughter you're talking about"


"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were her father''...

 

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"I'm not . . . I'm her frickin mother.

 

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Will Be Ready In 5 Minutes Said By A Girl 

And Will Call U Back In 5 Minutes Said By A Boy Are The Same

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Teacher: Name 5 animals that live in water.

Student: Frog. Teacher: Very good, 4 others?

Student: Its mother, father, sister and brother.

 

Definition Of A Boss: 

“Boss Is A Person Who Thinks That Nine Women Together Can Produce A Baby In One Month“

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An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady.


He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"


The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."

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