Dce3480 Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 H Hayat and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Administrator Matt Posted November 3, 2019 Administrator Share Posted November 3, 2019 I read something very funny today. When AirPod zombies don't acknowledge what you are saying, one of two things is happening: A. They can't hear you. B. They can hear you, but they choose not to. (Like you haven't done that!!) Karlston and H Hayat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 jbleck, H Hayat and TrojanK 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dce3480 Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 When you wake up with Neo Beer Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dce3480 Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Trinity! PLASMA and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dce3480 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) F**king black person Edited November 8, 2019 by Karlston Profanity removed jbleck, PLASMA and H Hayat 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says, "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this." A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration." The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again." The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!" The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!" The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double." To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch." leapinlizards, Pequi and Karlston 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute." Karlston, Pequi and leapinlizards 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 leapinlizards, vitorio, TrojanK and 3 others 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dce3480 Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Reddit..! We Gold PLASMA, H Hayat, Karlston and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dce3480 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 We Good! polinom00, J WACKO and Karlston 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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polinom00 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Teamwork H Hayat and Karlston 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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polinom00 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Seconds before disaster H Hayat, Karlston and TrojanK 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Richard a village doctor was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he told the patient to send immediately for his lawyer and relatives and friends and make a will. When he got home and told his wife asked of what he had seen and done. His wife asked, "Was the patient really that bad?" Richard said, "No, I just didn't want to be the only idiot called out on a night like this." Karlston, jbleck, Pequi and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 My wife is incredibly smart. When I called her from my buddy’s phone she answered, “Hey love!” She already knew it was me. leapinlizards, TrojanK, Karlston and 2 others 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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