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Abacaxi

Funny Two Line Joke

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Karlston

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Dce3480

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:dunno:

:lol:

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24! Blocks Down! :rofl:

@a SeVeN 11.. :yes: :lmao:

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frankl1n
On 9/13/2019 at 8:25 PM, Dce3480 said:

 

Now Comic Strip Woman! :rofl:

he got a promotion then, well deserved too I might add. :hehe:

2 minutes ago, polinom00 said:

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with 4 kids I imagine will be looking for someone to fill that position for quite some time! lol

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aum

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

 

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old... I'm telling everybody!"

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aum

An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by.

 

Then he spoke:

"Bill, you take the Beverly Hills houses.

"Mary, you take the offices in the Center Center.

"Debra, the apartments over the L.A. Plaza are yours.

"To my dear wife, take all the residential buildings near downtown."

 

The nurse was really impressed. She said, "Your husband must have been quite a man, amassing so much property to leave to all of you."

 

And the wife responded, "What property? ... the schmuck had a paper route! !"

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Karlston

 

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Abacaxi

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.  

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Dce3480

Nobody ever said Show me the Hi & Lois :tooth:

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DiD They :pirate:

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Abacaxi

“Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” asks a doctor his patient.

“Yes, just like you said, doc.”

“And is the bronchitis gone now?”

“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”

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