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SwissMiss

Ottawa shut down a main street for redesign/reconstruction and put these signs up along the street:

 

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aum

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess.

 

She looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a good camera."


He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said, "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."

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aum

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation "I now pronounce you man and wife".
 

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