PetaOctet Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Karlston and Pequi 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams. She walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But as she turns back, there standing next to her is a handsome young salesman. "Good day Madam, how may I help you?" Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this fabulous vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, I'm afraid I can't say. If you farted just touching it, you're going to crap yourself when you hear the price." Karlston and Pequi 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Husband: Tell me what you'd like for your birthday. Wife: Frankly, I'd like a divorce. Husband: Yikes! I wasn't planning on spending that much! Karlston and Pequi 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Jim was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man. "You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down?" "I'm waiting," Jon said. "Waiting for what?" asked Jim. "Waiting to catch her with a smaller man." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PLASMA Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Whoops Dropped A Screw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 When a woman wears leather clothing A man's heart beats quicker His throat gets dry He goes week in the knees And he begins to think irrationally Ever wonder why? Because she smells like a new truck!!! Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 A man was very much in love with a woman. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning. As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet. The fellow never found out what made his girlfriend so angry with him. Pequi and Karlston 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 The AchieVer, SwissMiss, Matrix and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwissMiss Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) Edited May 22, 2019 by SwissMiss PetaOctet, Karlston and Matrix 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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