PLASMA Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Spring forward Karlston and Matrix 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlston Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Once upon a time there was a little red man who lived in a little red house and grew little red tomatoes in his little red yard. One day, while having a bath, there came a knock at the little red door. The little red man got out of the little red bathtub, put on a little red towel and answered the little red door. Why, it was his friend, the little blue lady! So surprised was he to see his friend that his little red hand slipped from the little red towel and it dropped to the floor. The little blue lady was shocked. She screamed, ran down the little red path, past the little red picket fence and got killed by a truck. Moral of the story: Don't cross the road if the little red man is flashing. PetaOctet, The AchieVer, Matrix and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetaOctet Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Do you recognize me ? Dce3480 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLASMA Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Oops....so close.... Jogs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aum Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she told her mate. "Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve. Matrix and Karlston 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aum Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes, Pete." I replied, "I'm working at the moment, Sir, I will send you one later." He replied, "That was fantastic, send me another one." vitorio, Karlston, Matrix and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetaOctet Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive.' Karlston 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Karlston Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Took me a few moments before I GoT it. PetaOctet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v3n0m Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 (edited) A guy took a muscle relaxer and a Viagra, now he is essentially a Gumby with a Pokey. Edited May 6, 2019 by v3n0m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pietpuk123 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) During a dull white house dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Secretary of State, Tillerson. "I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to say over two hundred words!" "Very impressive," said Tillerson, "but , you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean" "Oh, I know" , replied Melania, "but neither does the parrot." Edited May 9, 2019 by pietpuk123 leapinlizards, Karlston, Pequi and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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