Reefa Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Once a month, a 33-year-old Irish man would fill a syringe with his own semen and squirt it into the veins and muscles of his right arm, hoping it would make his chronic lower back pain go away. Sorry, we don't understand it either. It's a new one for the books. Physicians came across this unusual case when its subject admitted himself into a Dublin hospital following several days of lower back pain brought on by lifting a heavy object. Following an examination, medical staff discovered his lower right arm was red and slightly swollen, with signs of a fairly serious subcutaneous infection. An X-ray revealed signs of an abscess deep under the skin. The patient disclosed it was most likely caused by recent injections of his own semen. Apparently back pain was an ongoing problem for the gentleman, and he'd come up with a rather innovative plan to treat it by introducing his own ejaculate intravenously and intramuscularly. For the previous year and a half he'd been giving himself a monthly shot of his own self-made tonic. In the wake of his most recent bout of back pain, he had even upped his dose to several injections. The case study is outlined in an Irish Medical Journal article playfully titled "Semenly" Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess. Its authors dug into the literature – both clinical and alternative – for some kind of explanation, but came up empty handed. "A comprehensive review of EMBASE, PubMed, Google scholar and the wider internet was conducted with an emphasis on intravenous semen injection for the treatment of back pain as well as for other medical and non-medical uses," the authors write. "Although there is a report of the effects of subcutaneous semen injection into rats and rabbits [in 1945], there were no cases of intravenous semen injection into humans found across the literature." Alleged health benefits of semen have been debated in the literature. It's occasionally injected just under the skin in minuscule amounts to test for allergic reactions, and has been contested as a way to treat semen-sensitivities. But when it comes to reducing pain, let alone specifically treating back injuries, this is pretty much unheard of. No doubt there's more to this man's story. Not that we'll get to the bottom of it any time soon, and possibly doctors won't, either. The patient was diagnosed with cellulitis - a bacterial infection of the skin - and the doctors gave him intravenous antimicrobial drugs; but before they could administer further treatment, he discharged himself. Apparently, his back felt better. This research was published in the Irish Medical Journal. source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BioHazard Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 I wonder how he cures his headache 🤪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr3dL0x Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, BioHazard said: I wonder how he cures his headache or a sore throat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BioHazard Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dr3dL0x said: or a sore throat! My friend I wouldn’t want to answer this one 😝 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richwood Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 It probably didn’t help that he was doing the injecting outside of a doctors office or hospital and without any real knowledge of how to do injections correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyy Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 He's lucky his arm didn't get pregnant. 😀😀😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debebee Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Sure got his protien supplement of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero33 Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Drinking it is faster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosy Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Just unbelievable what I always have to read on the net...😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBig Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 8 hours ago, zero33 said: Drinking it is faster! By experience? 😃 😝 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dce3480 Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 apparently, stupidity knows no boundaries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesDDI Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Someone gives him a whore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dMog Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 or a good girl who is slightly dirty when she needs to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronY-Man Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 On 1/20/2019 at 3:30 PM, TheBig said: By experience? 😃 😝 As is said ....Good Gals/guys SWALLOW !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttonlane47 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 My girlfriend swears by the extra protein, no syringe needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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