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 Men are just Happier People - Here's Why

    What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    1. Your last name stays put.

    2.   The garage is all yours.

    3.   Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    4.   Chocolate is just another snack..

    5. You can never be pregnant.

    6.   You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

    7. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

    8. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    9.   The world is your urinal

    10. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too 'icky'.

    11.  You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    12.  Wrinkles add character.

    13.  Wedding dress-$5000. Tux rental-$100.

    14.  People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or
    mangle your feet.

    16. One mood all the time.

    17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    18. You know stuff about tanks.

    19. A five-day vacation requires only
    one suitcase.

    20. You can open all your own jars.

    21.  If someone forgets to invite you, He
     or she can still be your friend.

    22. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

    23. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    24.  Everything on your face stays its original color.

    25.  The same hairstyle lasts for years,
    even decades.

    26. You only have to shave your face and neck.

    27.  You can play with toys all your life.

    28. One wallet and one pair of shoes --
    one color for all seasons.

    29. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    30.  You can'do'your nails with a pocket knife.

    31. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    32. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes

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                  Men Are Just Happier People


    If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.


    When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and
    John will each throw in $20, even though the total bill is only for $32.50.

    None of them will have anything smaller
    and none will actually admit they want change back.

    When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators...YEP!!!



    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.



    A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel

    The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.




    A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.




    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



    MARRIAGE  (and why they have strife)

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, or she can change him, but he doesn't.

    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and hoping she won't change,  but she does.




    A woman will dress up to go shopping,
    water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

    A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.




    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



    Ah, children.

A woman knows all about her children.

She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

    A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


    A married man can forget his mistakes...


There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! :lol:


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the same goes with women on other different subjects

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On 1/6/2017 at 0:28 PM, humble3d said:

22. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.


I haven't paid less than $20 for a three-pack for over 15 years.  $8.95 must be Walmart generic brand, not Jockey.  Otherwise the list is very accurate...all three of my  marriages validate it.




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