humble3d Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Man calls 911 to complain that his girlfriend would not have sex with him... Man, 53, Calls 911 To Complain That His Girlfriend Will Not Have Sex With Him A South Carolina man called 911 early this morning to complain that his girlfriend would not have sex with him, according to an arrest report. When a cop responded to his Spartanburg residence, Patrick Doggett, 53, “stated he called 911 because his girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, would not give him any ass.” Woodruff told police that Doggett had been drinking all day and “didn’t know where he was at.” She added that Doggett got into bed and wanted to have sex, but “she had her grandchild with her.” So, Woodruff noted, Doggett "got up and then dialed 911." Doggett, who was outside the residence drinking an alcoholic beverage when police arrived, was arrested for public intoxication and booked into the county jail (where he remains locked up this afternoon). Doggett has not been cited for misusing the 911 system, according to jail records. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/misuse-911/man-calls-911-over-lack-of-ass-674920 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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