VileTouch Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 The Mirror reported today that a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him with oral sex.Let me just clear this up right away because it’s important. This is NOT a case of death by blowjob. I think I speak for most men when I say that if someone tried to kill me by sucking my dick I would not sue them.who knows, maybe she was a bit depressed?Instead of suing, I would encourage them to keep trying to kill me by blowjob every single day, maybe two or three times a day on weekends, until I finally died.No, a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by asking him to perform oral sex on her.She reportedly put poison on her puss and lured him into bed. Apparently, he was ready and willing but managed to escape death when he noticed a rather pungent smell emanating from her vagina.This is where the story gets a little fishy. (I apologize for that joke, totally inappropriate)The husband then took his wife to the hospital to have the smell examined. After running some tests on the wife’s vagina, doctors discovered the poisonous substance and the murder plot was revealed.Truth is often stranger than fiction but there is one lingering question that I have about this incident…Since when have men been able to distinguish a healthy vagina from a poisonous one? I would understand if her husband was a gynecologist but those details aren’t available to us. Something’s fishy. (I’m so sorry, that joke keeps coming out)Also, if a woman rubbed poison all over her vagina, would she not run the risk of being poisoned herself? Obviously, oral sex assassinations are a new thing and there are plenty of kinks that need to be worked out before it’s an effective way of killing somebody.Fellas, don’t let this attempted murder discourage you from going down on your girls. It’s just common courtesy and it makes sex easier. Plus, the only way you’re going to get death by blowjob is if you give a little bit yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knowledge-Spammer Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 death by blowjob hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete 12 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 What a nice way to die....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HJSC Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I remember that news story. The incident happened in Rio Preto, São Paulo.When he testified said his companion would have put poison into the vagina so that he was poisoned at the time of oral sex. She would have done it to get revenge on suspicion of treason.The husband, who did not have the identity revealed by police, noticed a strong smell of chemical when the woman called him to practice oral sex. He fell ill and filed a complaint in the 4th District Police of São José do Rio Preto, in August 2012.All because of a "suspicion" of betrayal (huehue brbrbr) lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkInternetMail Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 To die by poisoning you must ingest or eat the poison. To die by venom it must be injected into the bloodstream.Hence, she can put poison on her pussy and not die and guys drink cobra venom and don't die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nude Dude Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 To die by poisoning you must ingest or eat the poison. To die by venom it must be injected into the bloodstream.Hence, she can put poison on her pussy and not die and guys drink cobra venom and don't die.make sure you know what you're talking about before posting. plenty of poisions absorbed through the skin out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkInternetMail Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 To die by poisoning you must ingest or eat the poison. To die by venom it must be injected into the bloodstream.Hence, she can put poison on her pussy and not die and guys drink cobra venom and don't die.make sure you know what you're talking about before posting. plenty of poisions absorbed through the skin out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkInternetMail Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Not to mention -- obviously in this case the poison used didn't absorb into her skin so your point is only valuable from the fact that yes some poisons absorb through skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amir786_z Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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