humble3d Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 CAUGHT HER EYE...A man named Joe was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeousred head, whose name tag said her name was Sally, eating at the next table.Joe had been checking her out all night, butlacked the nerve to go talk to her.Suddenly, Sally sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her sockettowards the man. With his quick reflexes, Joe caught it in mid-air."Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry," Sally said as she popped her eyeback in the socket. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the womanInvited him back to her place for a drink.They went back to her house, and after a bit she brought him into thebedroom and began undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate sexmany times during the night.The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and broughtHim breakfast in bed.The guy was amazed. "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are youthis nice to every guy you meet?""No, she replied.... You just happened to catch my eye!"Another time and another place...A man named Joe was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous RED HEADEDSLIM CHICK eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, butlacked the nerve to go talk to her. Her name tag said her name was SallySuddenly, Sally sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her eye sockettowards the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air."Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry," the woman said as she popped her eyeback in the socket. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the womanInvited him back to her place for a drink.They went back to her house, and after a bit of making out, she brought him into thebedroom and began telling him how he was now going to get the best sex he had everhad before in his entire life...She kept talking to him while undressing him and kept telling him how wonderful thenight was going to be for him...She then told Joe, I'm going to take out my glass eye now and I want you toskull fuck me in my eye socket and you will get more satisfied than anyother sex you've ever had...A little disturbed at this new method of having sex, but after repeatedprods by Sally to fuck her in her eye socket, Joe did what she told himto do and had the best sex he had ever had anywhere with any one...The next morning after arising, Joe told Sally he had to rush off to theoffice; but, he thanked her profusely for the best sex he had ever had...I'll be looking forward to seeing you again, Sally, said John.Sally said, that's good, Joe, I'll keep an eye out for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcs18 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Hey, you forgot to add the punch-line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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