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[JOTD] Joke of the day

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A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

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8 minutes ago, Batu69 said:

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What is the most common pregnancy craving?
For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

 

Girlfriend: Baby, I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?
Boyfriend: A joke.

 

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not reel joke here i got good but cant not good inglish. i got funy funy

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Well, that's already very promising if I may say so :D

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1 hour ago, Akaneharuka said:

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That man piss but if woman piss not in YouTube :lmao: 


Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly."
Student: "A dead bird, sir."

 

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"

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55 minutes ago, Batu69 said:

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

 

A: "It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?" 

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Posted (edited)

Enjoy -- a few Moderator jokes:  :D

 

"A moderator has the last word in any argument.
Anything a member says after that is the beginning of a new argument."     ;)

 

"Moderator on witness stand: " I didn't mean to shoot him. I thought the trigger was the Delete key."  ;)

 

"Why do my posts always end the thread ..........Inquiring woo minds want to know."  ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Two English gentlemen met at a bus stop. Trying to be friendly during their long wait, one asked the other, "Looks like will be here a while. Care to stop in that pub for a pint?"

The second gentlemen curtly replied, "I don't drink. I tried it once and didn't like it."

Undeterred, the first asked, "Well, I've got a couple of cigars here. Would you care for a smoke?"

Again the second man rebuffed him, "I don't smoke. Tried it once and didn't like it."

Determined to be sociable and ease the wait, the first asks the second, "So, do you have any children?"

The second man responded, "I have a son."

Quipped the first man, "An only child, I presume?"
   ;)

 

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Posted (edited)

How to browse forums at iNsane?:

 

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Two aliens are flying near earth
The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons."
The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."

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13 hours ago, JeffDunhill said:

Two aliens are flying near earth
The first one says, "The dominant life form here have developed satellite based nuclear weapons."
The second one says, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first one says, "I don't think so, they have it aimed at themselves."

I joke that tells the truth!

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